Kelly Mark: you really should...
For a period of 1 year I asked people to submit to this site things that they really should do
Here is the list:
write more porn
stop worrying and learn to love the bomb
stop buying so much stuff on ebay
find a sugar daddy
buy a condo
take more vacations
love my children more
do more stuff
live as if I were going to die
leave Kelly's party
get rid of more stuff
find a wife
reply more promptly to friends who contact me
pray to god
stop picking at the scabs around my throat piercing
stop the assimilation of America's youth
reply to her email
help out more around the house
ask for my money back
plant a garden next year
just kill everyone and get it over with
live to see another day
figure out whats going on
kick some ass
call their bluff
run away from home
get out more
make more art
stop giving myself pedicures with an exacto knife when I'm drunk
finish inventory and go home
leave early today
have asked them to lay me off
work harder than I do
kill that spider before it gets too big
tell Ron he's a fuckin jerk
finally finish it
get my period soon or I'm screwed
find a way to let chicks know about my huge wang
cap that kid what talked shit about mah block
finish my paper
get a bolo tie just like in the movies
watch that new show, you know, with the queers and that drikin bitch
spit in that fuckface's soup, what a prick
find that damned remote, condsarned it
send u an email
stop eating this, but I'm soooo bored
line my rectum with broken glass before I get put in lockdown
free Mumia
go bananas
check for gangrenous limbs
log off
be friends with kelly mark
email craig
finish this book
get a massage
paint more
get a new lover
get rid of my crabs
be doing my homework
get into more fights at hockey games
pluck out the hairs around my nipples
not eat banana popsicles
take my creativity more seriously now that I've had a glance at yours
live in the moment
appreciate kelly mark more
have a shower and fly to Naples
start painting
believe god is dead
sharpen all my knives
stop eating at McDonalds
return Mike's bong
slash my wrists...just for the fun of it
think twice about that plan
I really should #*!@/*@
I really should go back to school and rack up more debt
scratch that itch
report that self inflicted wound
push my views upon you
quit my job
get back to work and do something
stop trying to write porn
learn more about contemporary art
pray more
be true to myself
go out on a date
boycott everything everywhere
buy a new dress for that party
jump off a cliff and bounce back like that coyote guy
email kelly and tell her how great her website is
stop shoulding
do what is best for me
quit
shine
fuck the world when I get the chance
brush my teeth
get back to the 6-digit range
stop surfing right now!
quit
eat more vegetables
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wash my hair more often
stop eating so much junk
go skinny dipping in the fish bowl
learn how it all gets done
just do it
stop smoking
have another shot of that nasty stuff
go back to the church
tap my own phone
cold cock that muther fucker
stay out of strange bathrooms
do more and think less
yell back
not think about you
eat shit
go for brunch
welcome you to the hotel california
lay down some shag carpeting
gather my enemies close to me
finish this sente
stand on my head more often
read the complete works of Frantz Fanon
cut my hair
spray paint the bitch's fur coat -crystal gem
get the money thats owed me damit !!!
tell them I'm sick and tired of hearing the same thing over and over, and get the fuck otta here
stop urinating on strangers when they're not looking
clean out my sock drawer
drink more beer
stop dying my hair
stop wearing sweatpants
do more
drink
draw pictures
do you really should
be able to let the world hear my gift...Music
listen to the Boss
change my underwear cause man it's funky
defrost the fridge
get rid of my hotmail account
tell the queer how large it is
eat green beans in the morning
continue to save lives
stop wearing so much pink
pay attention
start doing what I love
study for my classes
drink 8 glasses of water a day
learn to adapt
do everything I can to ensure that you fail
learn the difference between good and bad drugs
pimp out ma fuckin' hoes
start up a bling bling
get fucking laid
be more patient with my little sister
become famous
stop practicing juju...before it's too late
download something or other
get some of this shit done
kill, kill, kill and then kill some more
make lunch more
get some gospel music
stop masturbating to porn
apply for more residencies
join the CAA
stop looking at her ass all the time
get out of the house more
sell all my useless shit on ebay
think about my student loans
go to those war protests
call back that collection agent
steal things
get out more
learn more about gospel
pay my visa bill
read more
return all my borrowed books
burn those cd's
work on my website
get a better job
eat all my vegetable like a good cunt
accept Jesus as my personal Lord and savior
start on making those light boxes
apply for more fellowships
apply for more grants
apply for more shows
go see some live gospel
stop chewing the inside of my mouth
stretch
go to all those Dunkin Donuts
cut my toenails
sell out before the apocalypse
mark the apocalypse on my calendar
speak out
visit your website more often
play curling
turn the heater on
kill all these customers
get into an MFA program
seriously consider quitting smoking
eat more
minimize my material possesions
change my soiled panties
smell you soiled panties
buy your soiled panties
sell your soiled panties on ebay
work harder at school
help myself
spend less time worrying about what I should do and just start doing it, now. I could spend the rest of my life listing what I should do. Then all I would have is a really long list of what I never did.
masturbate more
have fun
blow my nose
link to everyone on the planet
eat a hoagie
recognize your own Buddha nature
practice nondual awareness
reissue fogstraps on whelp farms
control my penchant for chaotic theory
abandon my penchant for controlling chaos
convert my penchant for altering trajectories into tottering refractories
sleep
stop making art
live more
keep running
play
be doing my laundry
eat my slimfast bar
stop surfing the internet and work
play computer
get my shit together
stop being so afraid
go to bed
shower
start writing
stop procrastinating and get started on that screenplay. Its not going to write itself
cauterize my wound on the hot plate
kick out the fucking jams
find a new tube sock to masturbate into
get one of them ass washins where they wash up in yer ass
dig out that mole
try earnestly to become sexified within the year
take to anal as quickly as Gary would like me to
warn Logan before the next carnival
stop eating the asses out of frogs
admit that I'm a freaky-freak
just say no to saying no
find my luvy proto-man
hot glue my balls to the wall
lick it all up like a good little twat
find out who you really are
put some aloe on that burn so it doesn't scar too bad
find a sucker and suck em
get up off this couch
raise my shotgun in the air and shout something stupid
think harder about it
get off
write this paper
stop being afraid of doing what I want to do
commit
get to work
be on time for work
email Kelly about the split axes
make an effort to relate to my family
stop procrastinating and finish this research on kelly mark
get paid a shedload of cash for MY art
assert myself
spend some time each day thinking about how many people, animals and plants have rotted underneath where you stand, sit, sleep
go to the kelly mark opening at the Ikon in Birmingham UK
write some shit hot comedy material
go to bed
eat muffins
see busted
write in my journal
remember to wear sunscreen
warn everyone about sarah millman
find a way through my depression
subvert the paradigm
move to ajax and start a punk band
learn to dance
recharge my batteries
stop reading this
migrate to a higher level of consciousness
just nail it
stop procrastinating
go home, it's getting late
climb a really really really tall mountain
fuck with your values
water the plants
get to bed instead of making art
write that damn novel
concern myself with the real world rather than just the art world
paint my nails
take a piss
wipe the cum off my face
wipe the cum off your face
do this for 12 hours straight
have another
fart
sell Wayne's furniture
take the piss outta her
stop giving Wayne all my ideas
talk to my doctor about Wayne
go to India
tell them to go back to Europe
wear a mask
have continued the treatment
stop circle jerking with strangers in France
stop trying to make royal art lodge art
campaign for a national bath-math washing day
stop doing this to myself
admit that to them
stop drinking with Bin Linden
get some more mature friends who dont giggle as much
go back to art school
be an artist
ask for assistance
collect my ideas
just walk out when I'm being bored out of my fuckin' skull
be doing so many other things right now
send you a knife, are you still collecting?
sort out my relationship
drink less coffee
tell Jen to drop Jin
I really should get it together
start my diet today
go to bed
sleep
get it together
have refused surgery
contact you kelly
not be so hard on myself
find out
not be here
stop worrying
stop procrastinating and get to work
appreciate things more than I criticize them, I should embrace things for what they are rather than wanting to change something, or someones vision and I should...
find out what I am best at and stay there for at least 5 years
sleep with Wayne to prove that he's not really gay
think about tomorrow
get a job
fuck
tell my girlfriend I don't love her anymore
eat more whole grains and brown rice
call kelly more often
start packing
read more theory now! (yeah right...)
see whats happening with my EI claim
clean the VCR heads at work
stop complaining about the chair of the department
consider being a marine biologist
learn how to knit properly (not just with my fingers)
be working right now
eat more fruit
demand less noggin kisses
stop making fun of people's names
wish him happy birthday
move to toronto
get out of london
get apartment insurance
get a new brita filter
bike home
eat more ice cream
go to the Y
take a shower before swimming in the pool
pumice my feet
try to grow longer fingernails
eat more veggies, or at least some veggies
take the camera to mckittricks
get a magazine subscription
stop being so emotional
find out if my ex-best friend is even alive
phone my sister
get screens for my windows
stop yawning
stop falling asleep while reading
give up the father confessor business
get back to work
get more fibre
tell you how much I appreciate what you're doing. did it!
try harder
eat more vegetables
splorch!
no really, i should
get back to working for someone else
help my parents
get back to work
cop to handing in my brothers art work in high school
stop having unprotected sex because I know better
get to bed already
walk the dog more
get up that peak before someone else does
blow my brains out
leave my family
sit up straight
look both ways before crossing the street
sell my pets to science
stop eating meat
go quietly into this good night
take the GRE
stop drinking so much
rehearse my death
smoke less cannibus and use psychedelics more often
learn to spell cannabis
quit picking my nose
get my dark room done
move on
stop spending money like bobo on speed
learn esperanto in the next year
have an affair with my college teacher
start screaming at the top of my lungs and wake my neighbors up from their restful sleep
stop hiding
walk more, and write things down as I walk
run away and build a house in the jungle
fuck art
plant a garden and quit school
stop pretending to be something i'm not
get laid
get all these papers sorted out
work out more often
stop thinking about my ex-boyfriend
watch out for that anvil it almost hit me in the head
take more time to talk to my siblies
start living my life based on a forgotten past
do somthing about the environment
turn out the lights
lie in the grass
do something
go and see what the guy with the megaphone is carrying on about
stop getting hung up on semantics
imitate life more than art
like myself more
shave wax my ass
get a girlfriend
make a decision
stop deluding myself
speak my mind more often
take up pottery
give myself a break
wax instead
quit this unrequited stuff
sign my donor organ card
write to that boy
get some sleep
have a beer
drink more beer
kill voracious land fish
start crying
cry
do something with my life
tell someone
embracing the situation
write more haiku
beef up the foreplay
pay closer attention
find some peace
stop swallowing pennies
do my exhibition analysis on Kelly Mark's work
get back to work
pop this zit
find someone I like to cut my hair
put my mind to work
experiment with the opposite sex
finish this exhibition review on you
finish the exhbition review now
clean out my tool shed
stop doing things to please other people
stop drinking coffee
stop thinking
corner it and kill it
dance my happy dance
dig the crusty goo outa that hole
hiss at the cat
stop licking all the spoons
stop eating all the red smarties
listen to the cbc every day
shed all my expectations
walk towards the light
ask small children to pull my finger
jazz up my lifestyle
not have another coffee and instead get my ass to work considering I'm already 2 hours late and I guess I should probably care that I might get fired...
rent a movie
fuck like a dog
set up a security camera outside my door and catch those muther-fuckers doin that shite
join a gang
make some meatloaf
invite myself over for Thanks Giving dinner at someones house that I dont really like and then eat all the cranberry sauce on them...and then leave without saying thanks
learn some mannners
buy some more office supplies
catch the spirit of the Lord
tell you a secret
stop crying
form an inner circle
stop telling so many lies
learn to spell corectley
sync my palm pilot
turn in this radio station a little better cause the static is driving me mental
buy a gun and settle all my scores